how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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