Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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