its not stalking. its research.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
