I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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