she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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