I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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