paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
what day is it and did you see me today?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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