glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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