put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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