Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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