do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
