We should be called the Road Head Warriors
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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