3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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