Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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