remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
im drinking this country out of the recession.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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