Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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