Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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