Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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