I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I fill condoms, not promises.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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