I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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