Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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