I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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