when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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