If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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