the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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