NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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