just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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