I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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