I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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