Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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