I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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