she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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