They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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