I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I look better un-naked...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Who died my cat blue again?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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