Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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