I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Can you bring me the toilet please
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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