We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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