Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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