The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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