He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i've created a new STD.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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