dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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