just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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