What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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