Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Randomize