my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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