How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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