it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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