Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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