Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
