She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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