where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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