im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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