I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You made out with two different species that night
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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